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The new iphone 3G will be out in Singapore soon and I am really excited and have made a reservation of this baby. Coincidentally, one of my female friends has made a reservation the same day I did too and we were both talking about what we liked about this phone.

Ber: I like the design. Apple has never failed to show me great product design loh.
Friend: Yeah! I love it the moment I saw it! It runs in Mac OS too! I love Mac!
Ber: It has smart sensors too. Proximity sensor, an accelerometer and ambient light sensors!
Friend: I have seen people surfing with iphone before and it looks great!
Ber: You mustn’t forget about their Multi-Touch Technology as well. It makes the surfing experience even better.
(Ber continue on…)
Ber: The new 3G phone also uses the same email system as Blackberry and it now comes with visual voicemail which lets you choose which voicemail to listen to instead of listening to them one by one.
(Friend not wanting to lose..)
Friend: Err… Err.. And it has got GPS!!!! You know girls lah. We get lost easily.
Ber: Uh huh…. But do you know how to read maps??
Friend: ………………. no.

No, my friend did not get angry with me after that conversation. She always readily admit that she is lousy in her sense of direction and it is a good reason to use when she’s late. I have many female friends who have this same problem and I often wonder if that is true or just an excuse. It reminded me of one incident too.

I was meeting another female friend at Suntec and I decided to walked around first because she was late. After walking around for 30mins, the phone rang.

Friend: Hello! I am here already. Where are you?
Ber: I am at the POPCORNPOP shop. Come find me.
Friend: Hmm.. I don’t know how to go.. Guide me leh.
Ber: Huh? Just go to the arcade there.. rightttt at the end of suntec..
Friend: Aiya I don’t know where. You guide me!!
Ber: Ok ok..
(Ber thinking of a way to guide her and an idea struck..)
Ber: Do you see LACOSTE (name of shop) at the entrance? Now walk that direction. Then you see Giordano. There is an escalator there, use it. Then keep walking straight. You will see Hush Puppies and eventually Ocean Pacific. Use that escalator there.

This method worked liked a charm! They may claim that they have no sense of direction but I can bet you they know where all the fashion shops are at! If you don’t believe me, test it. Ask your female friend where is Esprit at Centrepoint or Gucci at Paragon. So now tell me if they really have no sense of direction or just lazy to use it?

Japanese now have a new craze in town and it is a cookie! I think many of you would have guess what amazing thing this cookie can do by looking the name. The F cup cookie is said to be able to increase your bust size just by eating 2 cookies a day! And the cookies won’t even make you go fat.

I decided to dig further when I saw this news and I found out that these cookies contain a miracle breast enlarging herb called Pueraria Mirifica. It seems that the Thais have been using this for over a decade already! Hmm.. do Thai women have generally larger boobs that our other Asian counterparts? Maybe someone can provide us a statistics chart to show haha. However do NOT expect this cookie to actually increase the first day you eat them. You will need 1-2 months at least to see some results and you may be disappointed to know that it might not grow to be a F cup. The cookies comes in 2 favors, chocolate and strawberry plain (yuck).

I know I have not been posting but better late than never right? Anyway last Saturday was a long day for me. I left my house at 12:15pm and was on my way to City Hall MRT station to meet Colby (My FFXI friend), 2 other friends (Fan & Hazel) and Hazel’s baby Dawn. Colby came from Canada and he was going back on Monday so we decided to bring him out for a good meal. Once we gathered, we proceed to walk to Esplanade for our lunch.

Our lunch was at Jang Shou Korean Charcoal BBQ. I came to know about this restaurant from my colleague when I mentioned to her that I want to try some authentic Korean B.B.Q. cuisine. Upon entering, I immediately felt that the air con was weak and it was not due to the B.B.Q because the restaurant was only 1/4 full and not everyone were having B.B.Q. Below are some photos I took but I have to apologize for the lack of photos because I only remembered to take them whenever Hazel took out her camera! Haha

Alot of side dishes, some were pretty delicious especially the kimchi but there are some that I do not enjoy having (eg: eggplant and bitter lettuce). Oh yes, the side dishes are refillable. ^_^

The meat (We had pork and beef)!! Hazel find that certain part of the pork was too salty but I love my meat too much that I didn’t bother haha. Yum yum..

The total bill for this meal came to $170+. A tad expensive but the overall experience wasn’t too bad. After lunch, we walked over to Funan Centre because Colby wanted to exchange some currency and Hazel wanted to buy some computer accessories. We shopped until around 5pm and Fan was craving for some Ramen at Liang Court. He is good at psycho-ing people when it comes to food I tell you! Haha…

When we reached Liang Court, we decided to have some ice-cream as the weather was hot and we were craving for some cold dessert. Sorry no photos of ice-cream as I forgot to take them. Anyway shortly after our dessert, we went straight to Tampopo Japanese Restaurant.

Fan recommended the Black Pig Shabu Shabu Ramen and Black Pig Kyushu Ramen strongly. Die die must try wor, so I had to try it. I must say the ramen was great. Springy noodles, yummy Cha Siu Pork, stewed egg and delicious soup base!!

The Black Pig Kyushu Ramen

Fan ordered extra Cha Siu Pork!

I enjoyed my dinner there as the food was great and the price was reasonable. I highly recommended others to go try their ramen. We finished our dinner at 7pm and I had to rush to the pingster gathering!

This was my first ping outing and it was to go to Sin Ming Avenue for Prawn Fishing. I was late but luckily no one complained, heng ar! I was tired already so I did not take any photos. However if you want to see some photos and more details, you can visit Claudia’s blog for them. The pingsters that came that day were Arzhou, Daphne, Kris, KKNN, Wendy, Keith, Chaosdingo, Claudia, Claudia’s abang, Shotgun and Berlin and her hubby. Ok end of post!

*Why I never talked much about the outing? Well first you can read them in the other blogs and second I caught nothing!! None, Nil, Null, Cipher, Zilch, Kosong, Zero, Ling Dang, 0!!!! Despite the zero catch rate, I’m glad that I went for the outing and met the other pingsters. Thanks to Kris.

Minors please do not proceed any further. You have been warned.

When I found out about this site, http://ohpai.com/ , I really got to hand it to the Japanese for their quirky thinking! Who would have thought of using names to find out the size of one’s breasts. But I have to admit that it was pretty fun, searching for all my friend’s names and finding out what size they are. Whenever the picture pop, you can have a good laugh at it and move on to the next victim.

I do not know how exactly they calculate the size of a lady’s mammaries. But to test out how accurate it was, I figured to try out one of those JP Bikini Idols. Here’s Kana Tsugihara.

And here’s what the site show. Quite accurate yes?

But then again there is no such thing as a ‘perfect’ program. There must be some flaws so i decided to do something naughty. I entered my own name!!! Hahaha…..

Hmm.. It looks kinda awkward right? But then again, it isn’t too bad. However I don’t want to give up yet so this time I entered Adrian’s name!!

This is just what I wanted to see!! Oh my, I have known Adrian for so long but I have never thought that he has hidden some really awesome asset under his shirt. Hehehe..

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Today, some idiot went on a stabbing spree in the crowded Akihabara famed for comic-book subculture, killing at least six people and leaving more than a dozen others injured. Apparently, he said he was tired of living so he swerved a truck into a crowd of pedestrians then came out and started screaming and stabbing everyone he sees. I was so pissed when I saw this news. If you really want to die, why are you stabbing other people? Unless he wants to gain some fame before he dies. That’s really one sick psycho.

Let me tell you something. If you want to die, please go somewhere and die alone there! If you don’t know how to do that. Allow me to give you some suggestions.

1. Jump down from the tenth floor and open an umbrella. Remember to aim the lamp post while you jump. This way you can get blood splattered everywhere, thus getting yourself on the front page the next day.
2. Eat 200 pills of Viagra. Either you choke to death or die from overdosing. Well at least you get to die ‘happy’.
3. Go and enter some sumo fight and let yourself get hit by their hundred Buddha palm slap. That’s enough to let you get critically injured.
4. Go ask for more work from your boss and also find some freelance or part time job. Make sure you only get to sleep less than 4 hours everyday. The money you earned before you worked yourself to death will be good enough for your wake.
5. Let yourself get bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider, either you die seconds later or you become Spiderman. I bet 99.999% you die but well there is at least 0.001% you get to become a superhero.
6. Try to smuggle 1kg of Cocaine into Singapore. The law here will make sure you get death penalty even if you have a President pleading for your life.

I’m sure I have given enough ideas of how to die while not harming others. Feel free to choose either one.