Today, some idiot went on a stabbing spree in the crowded Akihabara famed for comic-book subculture, killing at least six people and leaving more than a dozen others injured. Apparently, he said he was tired of living so he swerved a truck into a crowd of pedestrians then came out and started screaming and stabbing everyone he sees. I was so pissed when I saw this news. If you really want to die, why are you stabbing other people? Unless he wants to gain some fame before he dies. That’s really one sick psycho.
Let me tell you something. If you want to die, please go somewhere and die alone there! If you don’t know how to do that. Allow me to give you some suggestions.
- Jump down from the tenth floor and open an umbrella. Remember to aim the lamp post while you jump. This way you can get blood splattered everywhere, thus getting yourself on the front page the next day.
- Eat 200 pills of Viagra. Either you choke to death or die from overdosing. Well at least you get to die ‘happy’.
- Go and enter some sumo fight and let yourself get hit by their hundred Buddha palm slap. That’s enough to let you get critically injured.
- Go ask for more work from your boss and also find some freelance or part time job. Make sure you only get to sleep less than 4 hours everyday. The money you earned before you worked yourself to death will be good enough for your wake.
- Let yourself get bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider, either you die seconds later or you become Spiderman. I bet 99.999% you die but well there is at least 0.001% you get to become a superhero.
- Try to smuggle 1kg of Cocaine into Singapore. The law here will make sure you get death penalty even if you have a President pleading for your life.
I’m sure I have given enough ideas of how to die while not harming others. Feel free to choose either one.
Jun 11, 2008 at 08:09:55
by suprise!
If you know it’s coming it will torture you ( this makes it painful) so close your eyes and take a long walk off a short peer…lol.
all kidding aside, i have been looking into this topic for a long longtime, trying to understand why i want less pain, and then a sort of end.
when i found that it’s the end of pain that i wish.
well, i can’t speak for anyone, as i would never let anyone speak for me, but the secret seems to lie in enigma…i still live, every day is hard, no matter how happy i am, shit hits the fan, but…i still live.
why?
it’s not my time, this seems to be the answer even for those that do find a way to KILL themselves.
but the most painless way ( I FEEL) is let it suprise you.
on another note, living can suprise you too. i still get sad;
happyness on a scale from 1 to 10 majority of the time is a 5. the time i spend alone in a room with my thoughts torture me so why do i need to die, i’m going through the motions of it daily.
( reading this may not be a painless way to die)
there are another ways…but you have to achieve something to get them.
i wish for everyone involved, we don’t find a way that actually suits us, until we meet with our potential.
but then again, death by chocolate is very tempting.
Sep 10, 2008 at 16:19:44
whoa i think want to try to get bitten by a spider 0.001 percent is not bad chance of being spider man.
a had a suggestion to anyone want to die, don’t try to drink poison or lots of medicine it will just cause you stomach ache believe me i already tried it, damn i wasted those pills but nothing happen there are more than 20 pcs i take not really effective insect killer is not effective as well
one more thing don’t try using your head like head butting on wall or other things, yea i know you know why, head ache, and it will just ruin our things at home just like mine.
hmm wait theres one more thing dont think of being hit by a 10 willer truck think of the guy whos driving hell be in big trouble, lol
a still have many suggestions but im i bit busy planning my next way of killing myself
maybe just try to relax in your room and try not breathing, well scientific study says that 100 percent of those who are dead are not breathing,