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24th

The day I accidentally hit a woman’s chest!!

Author: adber | Files under General

Okay to tell you the truth, I wasn’t satisfied with the comic below as it does not really enact what really happened and I am supposed to be carrying a shopping basket not bag. But I know it isn’t easy and Adrian has tried his best so I decided to use it anyway.

Accident

Did anyone realized what happened when you finished looking at the comic? If you did not, read what I am going to write then.
This incident or should I say accident happened roughly 2 weeks ago. I was shopping at a nearby supermarket and since it was a weekend, one can expect that it was really crowded. I had to hold the basket in front of me when I walked and I had to carry it higher than my knees too so that I wouldn’t keep knocking into the basket.

I was walking along the shelves when i remembered where was the bread section. I made a quick turn and it was then that the basket I was carrying hit a woman’s chest! She was kinda petite and the knock was not some light nudge. It was kinda forceful and I could see that her chest kinda caved in for a sec! Just when I was in a state of shock from the embarrassment, I heard something dropped onto the ground. Both of us looked down and we were thrown into greater shock!!

IT WAS A FREAKING BRA PAD!!!!!!!

You can never imagine how embarrassed I was. Not only did I accidentally hit her chest but the impact even caused her pad to drop! In that split second, I was thinking of how i should handle the situation because they were alot of people around and some noticed/witness the incident. Many things came rushing into my mind.

  1. Point at the pad then point at her, laugh then turn around and continue my shopping, acting as if nothing has happened.
  2. Grab the pad and run away.
  3. Grab the pad, stuff it back then carry on my shopping.
  4. Grab the pad, lift it high so that she couldn’t get it back.
  5. Grab the pad, throw it far away then run.
  6. Grab the pad, squeeze it in front of her while making a pervertic face .
  7. Grab the OTHER pad and run away.
  8. Ask her what brand is it so that I can buy it for my friend’s birthday.
  9. Apologize then make a hasty retreat.

In the end, I chose no. 9. Said sorry a few times without looking at her then escaped from the scene not buying what I had wanted to buy. If you were in my shoes, what would you have done?

8 responses. Wanna say something?

  1. shardz
    May 24, 2008 at 11:34:48
    #1

    erm, you can make an accidental friend?

  2. Darran
    May 24, 2008 at 11:46:38
    #2

    Woah! Someone is naughty.

    But it is amazing how a pad can just drop after a slight impact hit.

    Nonetheless, I think I would have chosen 9 too since all your options seems to be one at making the lady even more embarassed than she is.

  3. hollyjean
    May 24, 2008 at 12:31:00
    #3

    I would.. say sorry and quickly walk away. I don’t think she’d want any more attention from you and would be thankful that you walk off instead of like picking the pad up and passing back to her… :S

  4. Albert
    May 24, 2008 at 17:56:18
    #4

    Oh man, that’s freaking accidental man… and it’s actually a bra pad? I thought it’s an egg! Hhahahaa

  5. Wendy
    May 25, 2008 at 01:24:59
    #5

    huh? how come bra pad can drop out one??? it doesn’t make sense leh… she stuff pads inside her bra meh?

  6. adber
    May 25, 2008 at 02:39:54
    #6

    @Shardz: I don’t think anyone would want to make friends with me at a situation like this.. haha

    @Darren: It wasn’t really a slight hit.. It was kinda a hard one because I had made a quick turn and she was close by..

    @hollyjean: Yes i agree with you but it was really chaotic then..

    @Albert: Yah that was another thing i didn’t like about the comic.. but we couldn’t find any image that is closer to the real thing lol..

    @Wendy: Errm I wasn’t sure if it was a bra pad.. I assumed its called a bra pad because it came out of her shirt and I noticed that one of her breasts got smaller.. Maybe it should be called a silicon gel? or a breast enchancement pad? I don’t know what that girl stuff in her bra but it looked soft and squeeshy to me.. Care the enlightment the males here?

  7. Peach
    May 26, 2008 at 10:41:39
    #7

    Ewwwwwwww!! Is very paiseh manz!

    But ber, I must really salute you lo..at that kind of situation, you still dare to look at her breast and notice that it became smaller…My God!

    You live up to you name! ;p

  8. kristcat
    May 28, 2008 at 15:09:45
    #8

    hahaha I wished i was there to see ur reaction.. not hers. but she so poor thing pain and paiseh..

    but where got breastpad drop so easily one…. her bra too big meh..

    but u did the right thing by choosing no.9.did she say any thing to you?

    but i wonder what the girl did. did she picked it up and go off or did she just walked off..

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