Okay to tell you the truth, I wasn’t satisfied with the comic below as it does not really enact what really happened and I am supposed to be carrying a shopping basket not bag. But I know it isn’t easy and Adrian has tried his best so I decided to use it anyway.
Did anyone realized what happened when you finished looking at the comic? If you did not, read what I am going to write then.
This incident or should I say accident happened roughly 2 weeks ago. I was shopping at a nearby supermarket and since it was a weekend, one can expect that it was really crowded. I had to hold the basket in front of me when I walked and I had to carry it higher than my knees too so that I wouldn’t keep knocking into the basket.
I was walking along the shelves when i remembered where was the bread section. I made a quick turn and it was then that the basket I was carrying hit a woman’s chest! She was kinda petite and the knock was not some light nudge. It was kinda forceful and I could see that her chest kinda caved in for a sec! Just when I was in a state of shock from the embarrassment, I heard something dropped onto the ground. Both of us looked down and we were thrown into greater shock!!
IT WAS A FREAKING BRA PAD!!!!!!!
You can never imagine how embarrassed I was. Not only did I accidentally hit her chest but the impact even caused her pad to drop! In that split second, I was thinking of how i should handle the situation because they were alot of people around and some noticed/witness the incident. Many things came rushing into my mind.
- Point at the pad then point at her, laugh then turn around and continue my shopping, acting as if nothing has happened.
- Grab the pad and run away.
- Grab the pad, stuff it back then carry on my shopping.
- Grab the pad, lift it high so that she couldn’t get it back.
- Grab the pad, throw it far away then run.
- Grab the pad, squeeze it in front of her while making a pervertic face .
- Grab the OTHER pad and run away.
- Ask her what brand is it so that I can buy it for my friend’s birthday.
- Apologize then make a hasty retreat.
In the end, I chose no. 9. Said sorry a few times without looking at her then escaped from the scene not buying what I had wanted to buy. If you were in my shoes, what would you have done?
May 24, 2008 at 11:34:48
erm, you can make an accidental friend?
May 24, 2008 at 11:46:38
Woah! Someone is naughty.
But it is amazing how a pad can just drop after a slight impact hit.
Nonetheless, I think I would have chosen 9 too since all your options seems to be one at making the lady even more embarassed than she is.
May 24, 2008 at 12:31:00
I would.. say sorry and quickly walk away. I don’t think she’d want any more attention from you and would be thankful that you walk off instead of like picking the pad up and passing back to her… :S
May 24, 2008 at 17:56:18
Oh man, that’s freaking accidental man… and it’s actually a bra pad? I thought it’s an egg! Hhahahaa
May 25, 2008 at 01:24:59
huh? how come bra pad can drop out one??? it doesn’t make sense leh… she stuff pads inside her bra meh?
May 25, 2008 at 02:39:54
@Shardz: I don’t think anyone would want to make friends with me at a situation like this.. haha
@Darren: It wasn’t really a slight hit.. It was kinda a hard one because I had made a quick turn and she was close by..
@hollyjean: Yes i agree with you but it was really chaotic then..
@Albert: Yah that was another thing i didn’t like about the comic.. but we couldn’t find any image that is closer to the real thing lol..
@Wendy: Errm I wasn’t sure if it was a bra pad.. I assumed its called a bra pad because it came out of her shirt and I noticed that one of her breasts got smaller.. Maybe it should be called a silicon gel? or a breast enchancement pad? I don’t know what that girl stuff in her bra but it looked soft and squeeshy to me.. Care the enlightment the males here?
May 26, 2008 at 10:41:39
Ewwwwwwww!! Is very paiseh manz!
But ber, I must really salute you lo..at that kind of situation, you still dare to look at her breast and notice that it became smaller…My God!
You live up to you name! ;p
May 28, 2008 at 15:09:45
hahaha I wished i was there to see ur reaction.. not hers. but she so poor thing pain and paiseh..
but where got breastpad drop so easily one…. her bra too big meh..
but u did the right thing by choosing no.9.did she say any thing to you?
but i wonder what the girl did. did she picked it up and go off or did she just walked off..