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Aug
27th

Game master fired for having Cybersex with a gamer!

Author: adber | Files under Games, General

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A GM (Game Master) from an online game ‘Age of Conan’ was caught having cybersex with one of the online game who claims to be a female in real life. They even log down their scandalous sexual conversation and below is part of it.

Candy: ..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That’s a bit difficult for me to handle. I’d rather stick with one big sword.
|GM|: You like it rough I take it :)
Candy: Of Course, I’m a ***ing rock sniffer.
Candy: With daggers.
Candy: And I’m specced for second wind =) I can go all night.
|GM|: lol wow, I don’t think I would ever be the same :)
|GM|: um WOw this is turning me on lol.
Candy: Hong Says he wants in on the hot action. But he’s a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have a big bow =]

Amazing that one could actually get high and horny from just words and looking at virtual character doesn’t it? I remembered once when I was playing Amazon from Diablo 2. Some guy even asked if I am a real woman and invited me for some cyber sex. Gross out! lol

By the way, there is more to this conversation and it can be found at this link.


Aug
18th

My take on our foreign talent sportsman

Author: adber | Files under General

First of all, congratulations to Singapore for winning our first medal in 48 years. Though the silver medal may not be won by a Singaporean born, this is still a joyous occasion for everyone in this major sporting event. Li Jia Wei, Feng Tian Wei and Wang Yue Gu have showed us their fighting spirit and they truly deserve to enjoy the fruits of their hard work.

I remembered during my ‘O’ Levels English Oral Examination, the teachers asked me one question. “Do you think that the best sportsman their deserved high salary?” My answer is a straight “Yes!”. Everybody can be a sportsman but not everyone can be the best. Sports is not just what they do best but it is also a ‘job’ that feeds them.

Money aside, for one to represent a country, they have got to be the best in their own country and then fight for the best in the world. How many people would be given this chance to go out and attempt to be one of the best? Many sportsman that came to Singapore like our table tennis trio are looking for that chance. They may not be necessarily aiming for a gold medal but at least they get a chance to go out into the sporting field and fight it out for at least a recognition and perhaps a medal.

Singapore Olympic Silver Win

The fire in their eyes, the disappointment in their faces when they failed, the shout of victory, showed us true sportsmanship. You can see that they truly enjoyed playing and they have put in alot of effort. We should be happy for them as they have played well and showed the world that they are one of the best. I am not certain if in their hearts they are playing for Singapore, however it is Singapore who has given them this chance and that I am sure they are grateful.

Imagine yourself in a huge MNC where there are alot of talented people around. You know that you have the capabilities to climb up that corporate ladder, however they are many others that do too. One day, another MNC approaches you and asked you to join their company as they know that you are good at what you are doing and they promises you a post of General Manager. Would you go? I bet many of us would immediately pack up and take on our new post in the new MNC that appreciates your talent. I know this is not a very good example to use but it does give you a general idea. Sports is not just a ‘job’ for them but it is what they only know how to do best.

Before I end this post, I would like to say that I am a neutral person in when it comes to bringing in foreign talents. It has its advantageous and disadvantageous. But I hope that Singaporeans should not just focus on slamming them down but we should upgrade ourselves and show our fighting spirits as well. We are not losers who only know how to complain. I hope one day I will not only see our foreign sportsman winning an Olympic medal but our Singaporean ones too.


Aug
7th

Things you may or may not know about reservist

Author: adber | Files under General

To those who are wondering why I have not been updating lately. Well that is because I was serving my country AKA doing my In-Camp Training! I have a love-hate thingy with reservist.

Hate because I don’t know where I will be attached to and it usually disrupt my work flow. Are you able to relate to it? Going back to your office after 1 week or more of absence and you find loads of email in your Inbox. Suddenly, you don’t know where to start or what to do.

Paper work pile up

Love because I get to see my old camp mates again and we update each other and share stories that we have missed out in each other’s life. You get to know more new friends and maybe even a new buddy.

Each time I go back for my In-Camp training, I learn something new. Below are some of the stuff that you may or may not know about reservist.

  • You will gain more weight than lose during ICT. That is because you will always get ‘jio-ed’ to canteen break whenever you have time.
  • Guys are all horny bastards. You will hear them talking about boobs, sex and nightclubs anywhere anytime.
  • Reservist is just like any other social networking event. You go there and mingle, get to know new friends, update on other people’s life, learn new stuff, hear stories. And if you are lucky, you will be able to hitch a ride back home.
  • Wearing green makes you stupid. (Quoted from my camp mate, 3SG Ang)
  • Cookhouse food is only yummy on the first 2 days, after which you will get bored of the same old menu or cooking style.
  • Western food is the only food that can never go wrong at the cookhouse.
  • Army’s tax free beer taste like shit. (low grade)
  • The training program are never on time. Only out-process is on-time.
  • Gathering a group of NSmen together at a specific timing is just like coaxing little boys to get together.

So are you able to relate to any of the above? And what have you learnt during your In-Camp Training?


Jul
18th

Hilter expressing his hatred for Square Enix

Author: adber | Files under Games

I came across this funny subbed video of hilter proclaiming his hatred for Square Enix for porting Final Fantasy XIII to Xbox 360 too. In the clip, it was also mentioned that 360 was inferior and PS3 had been degraded because of it (I agree that 360 IS inferior).

To tell you guys the truth. I am pretty pissed at Square Enix too. This game was supposed to be exclusive to Sony Playstation and I wanted to buy PS3 because of this game. But now I am going to wait and see if PS3 is going to be worth to buy or not since they lost many exclusive rights to other games as well. Last but not least, I am not going to buy sucky Xbox 360.


Jul
16th

Does size matter? 3 of our pingsters say yes!

Author: adber | Files under General

Size matters

This question has been asked countless of times and there have been no real absolute answer. However 3 of our pingsters said YES, it does matter. Below was a fragment of what happened in the shoutbox at ping.sg.

Splashmilk: @adber: Are you implying that your *cough* member *cough* is as big as a cucumber?
Adber: The size of your member is not important!!
Daphnemaia: SIZE DOES MATTER
Splashmilk: It matters
Krisandro: Size matters

So you can see here.. 3 of them all agreed that the size of a man’s tool matters! As for me, I do not fully agree and in case your mind wondered off, *humble* mine’s average okay. Now back to the topic, I have in fact asked many of my female friends and most said that the size of one’s willy do matter. But they all have mixed answers as to why it matters. Eventually after asking at least 30 of them (I lost count but it is around there), I have concluded that the real answer is ego (show off). Imagine this scenario.

Girl 1: Wow I have had great sex last night!
Girl 2,3,4: Really!? Is he big?????
Girl 1: Yes! Big and shiok! At least 20cm okay!
Girl 2: Woah! Bigger than my boyfriend’s by 1cm but I’m satisfied with his.. hehe!
Girl 3: Well the biggest I had was like 23cm.. Quite painful leh.. But I like.. /blush
Girl 4: ………… I have only had one before.. and it’s kinda small.. maybe 10cm?
Girl 1,2,3: OMG!! So jialat! HAHAHAHA

Also have you ever heard a guy saying his “little brother” is little? They will say theirs is some extinct dinosuar or a sperm whale. Now now before we go into a big argument about why it matters, I am going to share with you on how to roughly measure a guy’s schlong. I have asked quite a few guys to test it out and also a few close female friends to test it out on their man. The results were quite accurate. Why don’t you test it out too?

The length of his manhood can be gauged using the method shown in the pic below. Very useful for ladies to know the size of the man she will be bedding later on. ^.^
Tool guage

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